Nobody cares Moby.

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

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    Wat. I would be so damn thin that if I turned sideways you wouldn’t be able to see me. … I think I just got interested...
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